Anyone else think this is random? And super funny?
Because it is :)
Because it is :)
via: my seester @ Prone To Wander
Favorite lines:
"You ran 15 miles on purpose? You mean with your legs and feet? I do not drive that far in my commute to work."
"Your legs cramp up very badly, and you cannot walk in a straight line for days. You should try it.""That is stupid. I thought only winners got medals. So they also give medals to the losers. You seriously need to get a life."
"And I'm going to go talk to everyone in the break room about how you are an id-i-ot."
When we heard that some Girl Scouts had their cookies stolen from their car, my mom thought it was 'so sad.'
I thought it might be because their cookies are so.dang.good.
Just sayin'.
I rode my bike today.
After not having ridden it in, oh..... fourteen+ months.
Yeaah. Not the best idea.
Except it was. It was super sunny, clear skies, not too warm, not too cold, breezy, with the best hints of spring!
Except that I went too far, certain areas of my posterior are now sore, and I worked up a big (stinky) sweat.
My afternoon haiku for my sister:
"You ran 15 miles on purpose? You mean with your legs and feet? I do not drive that far in my commute to work."
"Your legs cramp up very badly, and you cannot walk in a straight line for days. You should try it.""That is stupid. I thought only winners got medals. So they also give medals to the losers. You seriously need to get a life."
"And I'm going to go talk to everyone in the break room about how you are an id-i-ot."
When we heard that some Girl Scouts had their cookies stolen from their car, my mom thought it was 'so sad.'
I thought it might be because their cookies are so.dang.good.
Just sayin'.
I rode my bike today.
After not having ridden it in, oh..... four
Yeaah. Not the best idea.
Except it was. It was super sunny, clear skies, not too warm, not too cold, breezy, with the best hints of spring!
Except that I went too far, certain areas of my posterior are now sore, and I worked up a big (stinky) sweat.
My afternoon haiku for my sister:
My sister was falling asleep while I was talking to her (via fb chat).
At one point she said this:
"i am not awaaaaaaaaaaaaaake
my fingers just type things"
my fingers just type things"
I told her that she is a very strange, precious person.
Because it's the truth.
Last but not least, I am soo excited for this weekend!
I'll be hanging out with friends, eating yummy food, going fun places, & I'll be with my sister! eep!
Basically, I'll be having a blast :)
Side note: my new weekend is from Saturday to Tuesday.
That's when I'm back in town with my sister, I get tons of stuff done, & I just go with the flow!
Also, It's soo strange not having a real schedule or much of a routine.
I had a dream on Monday that I checked myself into rehab.
Yes, rehab.
I was there for my shoppingaddiction habits.
With all the drug addicts and alcoholics.You know, just the usual.
To say the least, it hit a little close to home.
(Since I can't remember the last time I bought something without feeling guilty about it.
Ugh! It's such a frustrating problem!)
Lastly, here is something interesting:
{Bam!}
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Because it's the truth.
Last but not least, I am soo excited for this weekend!
I'll be hanging out with friends, eating yummy food, going fun places, & I'll be with my sister! eep!
Basically, I'll be having a blast :)
Side note: my new weekend is from Saturday to Tuesday.
That's when I'm back in town with my sister, I get tons of stuff done, & I just go with the flow!
Also, It's soo strange not having a real schedule or much of a routine.
I had a dream on Monday that I checked myself into rehab.
Yes, rehab.
I was there for my shopping
With all the drug addicts and alcoholics.You know, just the usual.
To say the least, it hit a little close to home.
(Since I can't remember the last time I bought something without feeling guilty about it.
Ugh! It's such a frustrating problem!)
Lastly, here is something interesting:
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